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Oct. 2nd, 2007 07:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
angels_facadeHI! So I visited Peter and I have concluded that he's a ratbastard for still being a vegetable and everything. Shut up, I'm allowed to be horrifying, he's MY cousin. Anyway, so I told the ratbastard incredibly sinful and detailed stories about his daughter and I making the sweet, sweet love. I'm talking about Tasha there, BTW, not Lydia or Anna, which I HOPE most of you would know, but some of you are deeply strange. But yes. Naughty sex stories he can't run from. MUUAHAHHHAHA Revenge is sweet.
OH I SHOULD TELL THOMAS STORIES! You should too, Spectre! Brilliant! "Hey, Peter, guess what I let Thomas do to me!!" Incidentally, if any of you happen to guess, I'll give you a cookie and a peek. At what, I am not telling.
Ahem. Anyway...I have body parts to memorise! Alessa should help me with that!
OH I SHOULD TELL THOMAS STORIES! You should too, Spectre! Brilliant! "Hey, Peter, guess what I let Thomas do to me!!" Incidentally, if any of you happen to guess, I'll give you a cookie and a peek. At what, I am not telling.
Ahem. Anyway...I have body parts to memorise! Alessa should help me with that!
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:23 am (UTC)Maybe you should label all the parts on Alessa? They say writing things down is an excellent way to aid memory.
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:24 am (UTC)I could label them with edible paint and then lick them off once they're memorised!! Technically I'm learning muscles, but I can label WHERE they are!
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:24 am (UTC)i could prob'ly guess what thomas did to you, but that's just cos anything of a sexy nature is prob'ly more likely to have happened than not... of course, if i had to pick which one you were actually thinkin' of at the time, that might make things more challenging...
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:26 am (UTC)Well I was indeed thinking of something spicy and specific there...bet you can't guess. Woe is Tamm, he gets no peek.
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:27 am (UTC)I'm not going to think too deeply on what Thomas might have done to you, as that would involve girl bits. But I'm sure it was most pleasant! It might have had something to do with muffins, though.
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:28 am (UTC)Well, there were girl bits, and also bits that guys have too. And more. And various and sundry. And chains, but that was my idea. It's fun to make him obedient. Ahem. Anyway...no muffins. Alas.
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:32 am (UTC)I assumed as much! I like the incentive to learn there. I think you're on a winner.
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:33 am (UTC)I hope it wasn't Caleb...
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:34 am (UTC)spicy and specific, hmm... now i'm just thinkin' thomas vindaloo, but that's all kinds of wrong...
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:34 am (UTC)I really do that, by the way... Just not last year, 'cause...it was OBVIOUS I'd been a naughty girl. Pregnant...
WHoohoo!
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:35 am (UTC)Various and sundry bits, you say? Those are always entertaining. I do love to see a bit of creativity!
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:35 am (UTC)Hah! No that was the Malaysian Chicken contest, which I SO won!
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:38 am (UTC)Oh, it was very creative! Does he still have that Kama Sutra I gave him!? He was all "Let's do this one!" *flips randomly through pages*
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:39 am (UTC)Well, he has to learn sometime! Maybe not from his older cousin when he's 7 though...
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:44 am (UTC)nah, caleb wouldn't be interested in that yet. he'd probably just stick 'em in the album or somethin'.
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:45 am (UTC)Hah! Oh...oh dear.
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:47 am (UTC)ah, the good old malaysian chicken contest. always a fun time. we should have another!
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:49 am (UTC)Oh yes, he still has the Kama Sutra! Sometimes you need to be even more creative when the bits aren't exactly the same as what they have in the pictures...
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:49 am (UTC)Okay!! You're going DOWN, Morrison!
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:50 am (UTC)Yes, I was going to say...but see, clearly we were even more creative too ;)
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:56 am (UTC)the rest is fair game!
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:57 am (UTC)The Kama Sutra is a launchpad for creativity, not creativity in itself.
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:59 am (UTC)Of course, in a few years, I'll be bringing those Santas MY kids instead of turning them on. Oh well, they'll live!
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Date: 2007-10-02 09:59 am (UTC)YAY!
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Date: 2007-10-02 10:06 am (UTC)You could still sit on Santa, with your kids sitting on you. Make it a real family affair!
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Date: 2007-10-02 10:41 am (UTC)But I could come tell/show you anyway!
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