To Those in the Know

[angels_facade]

HI! So I visited Peter and I have concluded that he's a ratbastard for still being a vegetable and everything. Shut up, I'm allowed to be horrifying, he's MY cousin. Anyway, so I told the ratbastard incredibly sinful and detailed stories about his daughter and I making the sweet, sweet love. I'm talking about Tasha there, BTW, not Lydia or Anna, which I HOPE most of you would know, but some of you are deeply strange. But yes. Naughty sex stories he can't run from. MUUAHAHHHAHA Revenge is sweet.

OH I SHOULD TELL THOMAS STORIES! You should too, Spectre! Brilliant! "Hey, Peter, guess what I let Thomas do to me!!" Incidentally, if any of you happen to guess, I'll give you a cookie and a peek. At what, I am not telling.

Ahem. Anyway...I have body parts to memorise! Alessa should help me with that!

Comments

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

But I don't still have them!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Sometimes you are so refreshingly male....

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Sometimes you are too!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

HAhahaa! What a fantastic point there, Sexmuffin.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Oooh Sexmuffin!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

As if there was ever any doubt, Thomas.

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

i see where you're comin' from, but if he was gonna be really male, he'd still have 'em.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Uh...does it make me less male that I only don't because they were in my trousers I lost when I disappeared once? I shudder to think who found them...

I hope it wasn't Caleb...

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

*snort*

Well, he has to learn sometime! Maybe not from his older cousin when he's 7 though...

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

ha! dude, that's like the pinnacle of male. that's almost as good as returnin' your sex tape to the video store by mistake.

nah, caleb wouldn't be interested in that yet. he'd probably just stick 'em in the album or somethin'.

[suave-thomas.livejournal.com]

Well I'm fairly sure Kat still has THAT. She probably showed it to Alessa! Which I'm oddly comfortable with...

Hah! Oh...oh dear.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

'Cause you're like so totally hot?! Which you are, I wasn't being sarcasmic! Alessa was amused at me for asking her if she wanted to see it! See, I so AM male.

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

haha, brilliant! well, it's hard to find quality tv these days.