To Those in the Know

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HI! So I visited Peter and I have concluded that he's a ratbastard for still being a vegetable and everything. Shut up, I'm allowed to be horrifying, he's MY cousin. Anyway, so I told the ratbastard incredibly sinful and detailed stories about his daughter and I making the sweet, sweet love. I'm talking about Tasha there, BTW, not Lydia or Anna, which I HOPE most of you would know, but some of you are deeply strange. But yes. Naughty sex stories he can't run from. MUUAHAHHHAHA Revenge is sweet.

OH I SHOULD TELL THOMAS STORIES! You should too, Spectre! Brilliant! "Hey, Peter, guess what I let Thomas do to me!!" Incidentally, if any of you happen to guess, I'll give you a cookie and a peek. At what, I am not telling.

Ahem. Anyway...I have body parts to memorise! Alessa should help me with that!