To Those in the Know

[angels_facade]

HI! So I visited Peter and I have concluded that he's a ratbastard for still being a vegetable and everything. Shut up, I'm allowed to be horrifying, he's MY cousin. Anyway, so I told the ratbastard incredibly sinful and detailed stories about his daughter and I making the sweet, sweet love. I'm talking about Tasha there, BTW, not Lydia or Anna, which I HOPE most of you would know, but some of you are deeply strange. But yes. Naughty sex stories he can't run from. MUUAHAHHHAHA Revenge is sweet.

OH I SHOULD TELL THOMAS STORIES! You should too, Spectre! Brilliant! "Hey, Peter, guess what I let Thomas do to me!!" Incidentally, if any of you happen to guess, I'll give you a cookie and a peek. At what, I am not telling.

Ahem. Anyway...I have body parts to memorise! Alessa should help me with that!

Comments

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Ooh fantastic idea! My daughters can be used as bait! Or really, I could just sit in his lap like I sit in Santa's every year and lean close to his ear and tell him I've been a very very naughty girl this year.

I really do that, by the way... Just not last year, 'cause...it was OBVIOUS I'd been a naughty girl. Pregnant...

WHoohoo!

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

Oooh, lucky Santa! Don't they get a little... bulgy, though? That can't be comfy.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Well, it gives him a break from having to deal with shitty kids all day, doesn't it!?

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

How very true! Ah, my Katshka, always the pragmatist.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Katshka?! That is SO hot...

Of course, in a few years, I'll be bringing those Santas MY kids instead of turning them on. Oh well, they'll live!

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

I know many languages of love.

You could still sit on Santa, with your kids sitting on you. Make it a real family affair!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

*snort* Brilliant!