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Sep. 18th, 2006 01:17 pmSo...to explain my previous post where I abused the use of the word 'fuck'. I am pregnant. Not even at two weeks yet, but since I am late and OH so sick, the lovely Christina informed me that a trip to the OBGYN might just be a good idea. Yeah. Damn.
The doctor informed me that because I am experiencing such rampant morning sickness cause by OH YAY A HORMONAL IMBALANCE, I can expect a rather harsh and difficult first trimester. Thank you so much, Dr. Hardbody. She was a woman too. I think she body builds when she's not examining coochies. Anyway, that was not the most reassuring news ever. She suggested that I take it easy and not get myself stressed. She said that if it gets worse she will suggest bedrest.
Great. I work two jobs, and I can't afford to get rid of one. Especially not if I want to keep PAYING Dr. Hardbody.
AHHAAHAHA nothing about this is funny. And I still haven't told my parents, so Bianca, you keep your mouth closed.
The doctor informed me that because I am experiencing such rampant morning sickness cause by OH YAY A HORMONAL IMBALANCE, I can expect a rather harsh and difficult first trimester. Thank you so much, Dr. Hardbody. She was a woman too. I think she body builds when she's not examining coochies. Anyway, that was not the most reassuring news ever. She suggested that I take it easy and not get myself stressed. She said that if it gets worse she will suggest bedrest.
Great. I work two jobs, and I can't afford to get rid of one. Especially not if I want to keep PAYING Dr. Hardbody.
AHHAAHAHA nothing about this is funny. And I still haven't told my parents, so Bianca, you keep your mouth closed.
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Date: 2006-09-18 03:42 am (UTC)It's Ethan's baby too and I get to be a stepmum! OOh...I wonder if I could learn to knit!?
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Date: 2006-09-18 03:42 am (UTC)Kali...
There are no words to describe how amazing you are.
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Date: 2006-09-18 03:51 am (UTC)I'm going to hide under a table for the rest of my life.
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Date: 2006-09-18 03:53 am (UTC)I think if I actually said that, they'd probably eviscerate me.
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Date: 2006-09-18 03:54 am (UTC)Ooh, did you see that I was teaching Peter all the online smileys? I felt very proud that he was picking htem up. Like I was teaching him! How is he, hon? I haven't seen him for a while now..
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Date: 2006-09-18 03:56 am (UTC)And oh god..Peter. I should tell him in person before he reads this. I should go see him now. And you saw him more recently than I did if you went on the vacation, though I wouldn't put it past him to hermit away in his room with his gorgeous girlfriend. He's fine though.
About to be quite shocked.
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Date: 2006-09-18 03:57 am (UTC)Oooh, yes, you have to tell him, especially as he reads this now!
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Date: 2006-09-18 04:26 am (UTC)Yeah, I should go tell him right about now while I'm still feeling well enough to move. Thanks, Kait.
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Date: 2006-09-18 05:09 am (UTC)I don't want the kids to be born into a family with grudges. So if you ever wanted to... I don't know. Talk, settle things, whatever... I'm up for it.
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