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[angels_facade]

So...to explain my previous post where I abused the use of the word 'fuck'. I am pregnant. Not even at two weeks yet, but since I am late and OH so sick, the lovely Christina informed me that a trip to the OBGYN might just be a good idea. Yeah. Damn.

The doctor informed me that because I am experiencing such rampant morning sickness cause by OH YAY A HORMONAL IMBALANCE, I can expect a rather harsh and difficult first trimester. Thank you so much, Dr. Hardbody. She was a woman too. I think she body builds when she's not examining coochies. Anyway, that was not the most reassuring news ever. She suggested that I take it easy and not get myself stressed. She said that if it gets worse she will suggest bedrest.

Great. I work two jobs, and I can't afford to get rid of one. Especially not if I want to keep PAYING Dr. Hardbody.

AHHAAHAHA nothing about this is funny. And I still haven't told my parents, so Bianca, you keep your mouth closed.

Comments

[juniper-berries.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome! And Kat... I'm sure it won't be like this for the whole nine months. You will have good healthy periods of not sick as well!!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Oh bloody hell I hope so.

I just looked up stuff online and it says that early and excessive morning sickness can be a sign of twins...

And I am currently freaking out again.

[juniper-berries.livejournal.com]

Twins!!! I mean,.... ooh, that's not bad. Not worse than a normal pregnancy really. But it's really too early to know either way. I don't want you freaking out your baby!

Who's going to get to be god parents?

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

IT IS WORSE!! Two babies to pay for! I can't afford two babies! And what if a hormonal imbalance messes up the two babies and they both die horrible baby deaths!?

Oh man, I am freaking out.

God parents...my actual parents don't even know yet! I don't...so many things to think about aaauuugghhhhh!

[juniper-berries.livejournal.com]

Honey, honey, please stop, it's going to be okay. If you don't stop, I'm coming over there right now! You shouldn't be freaking out while you are by yourself! Should I come over?

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

I'm going to see Peter.