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My girls turned 3 months old yesterday! And to celebrate yet another Friday the 13th (they were born on Friday the 13th and are thus my good luck charms) I watched horribly disgusting slasher movies with Ethan while the girls slept. They were supposed to watch them too, but nooooooo. I would like to point out that Ethan is a big girl. He spent most of the night squealing and trying to convince blond-haired, blue-eyed, big-boobed actresses not to go in rooms where slashers were hiding. They never listened of course. And by the end of the night, Kali had joined us. She was rooting for the slashers.

Ethan: "Don't go in there!"
Kali: "Muahahha! Get your head cut off! Open the door, you know you want to!"
Ethan: "OH GOD!" *watches as head is cut off* *squeals*
Kali: "Hell yes! That one splattered GOOD!"
Ethan: "How are you so vulgar?!"
Kali: "I am named after a death goddess..."
Kat: "And you're marrying her!"
Ethan: "I'm taking the girls and I'm moving to Minsk."

Anyway...I was amused! And when the girls woke up, I sang them a creepy song to make up for them sleeping through their second Friday the 13th. Silly babies.