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[angels_facade]

My girls turned 3 months old yesterday! And to celebrate yet another Friday the 13th (they were born on Friday the 13th and are thus my good luck charms) I watched horribly disgusting slasher movies with Ethan while the girls slept. They were supposed to watch them too, but nooooooo. I would like to point out that Ethan is a big girl. He spent most of the night squealing and trying to convince blond-haired, blue-eyed, big-boobed actresses not to go in rooms where slashers were hiding. They never listened of course. And by the end of the night, Kali had joined us. She was rooting for the slashers.

Ethan: "Don't go in there!"
Kali: "Muahahha! Get your head cut off! Open the door, you know you want to!"
Ethan: "OH GOD!" *watches as head is cut off* *squeals*
Kali: "Hell yes! That one splattered GOOD!"
Ethan: "How are you so vulgar?!"
Kali: "I am named after a death goddess..."
Kat: "And you're marrying her!"
Ethan: "I'm taking the girls and I'm moving to Minsk."

Anyway...I was amused! And when the girls woke up, I sang them a creepy song to make up for them sleeping through their second Friday the 13th. Silly babies.

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[gonetoground.livejournal.com]

They ran a horror theme at Blue Monday, too. I had to terrorise Roxy. They always make me the evil one. I'm glad you got to have fun watching big-boobed girls, too :)

I love you so much, my darling Kat :x

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

ha! kali's so adorable. i can just see that whole scene there in my head, beautiful. too bad the girls slept, but they'll learn the joys of slasher movies soon enough. maybe they would have preferred halloween?

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

What's so special about blonde-haired, blue-eyed, big-boobed women? Really. I don't know what Ethan was thinking *grins*

Happy belated Friday the 13th! And happy three months to your beautiful girls! Socute!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Aww, well we can roleplay later and I can be the evil one if you want!!

I love you too, Gorgeous!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Kali is quite alarmingly vicious for someone nearly 5 feet tall...

I am sure they will learn soon enough. There will be another Friday the 13th soon and it will forever be their day because how AWESOME is it that MY daughters were born then. I'm surprised they didn't come complete with stripey stockings. Anyway, I dressed them in a bat onesie and a black one with spider webs so even if they were asleep, they looked hardcore!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Well I think he was mostly thinking 'Save people's lives' and not 'ooh boobs'. Chances are good, he didn't even notice those. He is Ethan...

Thank you!! They say "aaaaaaoooooaoaoooo" :D

[appearstobe.livejournal.com]

That's such a cute story. I'm glad you had a good day! Though if I were Ethan, I wouldn't move to Minsk. I hear it's kinda cold.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Thank you! And yeah, I'm sure we can talk him out of it! Especially since if he tries to take my Zoe and Bianca anywhere, I'll be removing parts of his anatomy that he rather likes!

[gonetoground.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, you read my mind, delectible one :) I'll be all innocent for you...

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Ooh that's hot. We have the best ideas... And I can give you a massage too! I'm a professional, after all!

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

really, i think the shortness just makes kali scarier, y'know? there's something... wily about her!

dude, those have gotta be the best baby outfits ever. i've said it before, and i'll say it again, you are the rockin'est mum. spider-baby, spider-baby, she can do anything a spider... maybe?... oooh, she can be anything a spider may be! ha!

[zephryian.livejournal.com]

Michael Myers has nothing on me!!

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

Ah, such a good point you raise *smiles*

"aaaaaaoooooaoaoooo"!!! OMGoddess!! I may just have Katbabylove there *winks*

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes there is!

HAH! Brilliant! Zoe's a spider baby! She's all wingy. Bianca sleeps mostly. She's a...sleeping spider baby! They have vampire onesies too! Gothbaby websites rule.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

I have the knowledge :D

SO DO I! YAY! I love it when people love them. Because they are lovable of course!

[appearstobe.livejournal.com]

Wow, I bet he'll re-think it then!

[breaks-the-fall.livejournal.com]

You're not wrong...

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you're having such a good time, Gorgeous! Say hello to your girls for me! I'll come by to see them and you all sometime soon, okay?

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

My girls love their Uncle Thomas. And we're always happy to see you here. I can't wait. And I promise that if you bring cinnamon scrolls, this time I won't even eat all of them!

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

I never minded when you did, Kat.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Good to know! I love you, Thomas!

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

And I love you.

[juniper-berries.livejournal.com]

That's the cutest transcript in the world, Kat! I somehow managed to feel sorry for Ethan and laugh at him at the same time! *grins*

[gonetoground.livejournal.com]

We do know how to plan a perfect evening. Your massages are magical :)

Are the girls awake to be played with in the meantime? I love the way their cute little faces scrunch up when they're happy!

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

vampire spider-baby? that's creepy. i like it!

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

damn straight! michael myers has nightmares about you, babe.

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

They're so little and cute and adorable and squeee!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

I have amazing fingers, Milady.

They are! Zoe is babbling at me!! Come scrunch their faces, Gorgeous One!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Me too!

[zephryian.livejournal.com]

ROAR! Hee hee!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Why thank you! And yes, Ethan is funny and adorable at the same time!

[juniper-berries.livejournal.com]

*grins* He certainly is that!

[gonetoground.livejournal.com]

Guh. Look at you make me speechless. I'll try to find my words again by the time I join you ;)

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

you'll have me sleepin' with the light on...

[breaks-the-fall.livejournal.com]

It's because I am honourable!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Yes, Sugar. Yes you are.