Up, down, turn around, please don&#39;t let me hit the ground...

Fuck me.

I mean, no, that's not what you should do now...

Anyway. Shit. That's a real jaw-dropper, babe. I dunno... are you mad at her?

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I wasn't planning on it, Tamm ;)

I don't know. I mean...kind of? I don't really...get it. Why would Serenity have sex with my DAD?! They were heading towards divorce anyway, and Mum is happier now so that I'm not mad about but AUGH I slept with someone my dad slept with!!! YOU think about that!

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I don't much get it either, but I guess her kink is not our kink. She wouldn't be the first beautiful woman to get something out of being with an older guy.

But yeah, totally see your point with the other thing. Not so much cool with sleeping with anyone my dad slept with. Me and Morgana? Sooooo strictly platonic now.

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EW EW EW EW EW, TAMM! Oh EW! He's my DAD and EW!

Hah! Yeah. Pretty much. I don't know, argh. He's so good with Zoe and Bianca and she doesn't make me want to kill things.

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Definitely good qualities to have, aside from the ew. Which I do agree with, by the way. Still scratching my head over it myself, but what are you gonna do...

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Taaaammmmmm can I come over there?

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Hell yes, babe. We'll deal with this like men.

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I dunno what to do about Serenity really, but maybe if you call your folks (or you mum anyway) and see how they're doing, it will help you figure out what to do next.

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Mum was hysterical, but she is rather fond of hysterics. I'm too embarrassed to call them.

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Yeah... I'll bet she was real loud.

I dunno, I think you have the least to be embarrassed about out of anyone. You didn't (unknowingly) sleep with your friend's dad, and you didn't have an affair with someone your daughter's age. You're the clean party in this.

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That's my mummy. I don't take after her in that regard at all.

But I brought her there on the one day a year they were going to pretend to still like each other.

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You didn't put them in the situation where they had to pretend though. Take it from me: it's not always your job to be accountable for your parents. Just because you're a grown-up now, doesn't mean they get to stop being grown-ups.

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Yeah. There is that. Thanks, Bill.

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No problem, Kat. Anything for you.

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Thanks, Dad.

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All in a dad's work.

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Whoa, what a mind-job.

I think if it is Serena who keeps you calm and happy, then it is something to work through together. Someone should probably look after your dad, too...

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Yeah.

Dad's fine. He's going to the Bahamas with his 'business partner' tomorrow which is why Christmas was early in the first place, and I have a feeling he'll get all KINDS of gay sex while he's away. And yeah she keeps me calm and happy, but...not NOW.

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I guess that's one way to handle a crisis...

I get that. It doesn't change who she is, though. If she is a person who was that good for you, then there must be many great qualities about her. Even with the sleeping with your dad thing in the past. Obviously it's a major thing to get your head around, it would be for anyone, but I hope you guys will be okay. Deirdre and Tamm are ;)

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Well he was always going to do that...

Yeah, but Deirdre and Tamm never then moved on to have a nookie-full relationship either. If sh was just a friend I wouldn't have wigged. But I really like her. And as much as I am so not ready to move on. With her, eventually, I could have been.

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Mid-life crisis?

Shit... yeah. That's really crap. I'm so sorry, Kat. What a way for things to screw up.

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Oh who knows. I think he's just sick of pretending he's NOT gay. But won't do this anywhere but in the Bahamas...

It's augh. It's not Serenity's fault. She didn't know. Right?

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Coming out of the closet: ur doin it wrong.

Absolutely right. She didn't know, and I am sure she would never do this knowingly. It's not anybody's fault really, even if it was a sucky thing to have an affair. There was no way anyone could have foreseen this.

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But in the Bahamas...

Well that was half Dad's doing. And it wasn't the first time. He did carry on with Peter's dad for a number of years.

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It's certainly a lot of effort to go to for gay times. But hey, if I had to travel to the Bahamas just to get my rocks off, you can bet I'd be spending a hell of a lot of money on plane tickets.

Oh no, I wasn't laying the blame on Serenity there. It definitely takes two, and besides, I don't even know if she knew your dad was married.

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Hahahhaaa!! Oh, Pierre. That made me laugh out loud for the first time in a very long time. Thank you.

She did. But I'm fairly sure she knew he didn't care.

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Awesome! So glad to have been able to do that for you :)

Ayie, yeah. And I guess it's easy not to think about the other party when you never have to see them or know them. Serenity probably figured if it wasn't her, it would just be someone else anyway.

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I think she did.

Pierre? I just want to know you're helping so much. Thank you. I think this can be okay. Once I get past the !!!EW!!!

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