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[angels_facade]

I'm surrounded by children who are almost two and it's frightening.

We're going to visit cousin Peter today though, and there will be MORE children and *cackles*

Peter says he's been reading letters my Aunt Louise wrote her best friend. He's going to show them to me. I think it's cool that he can read about his mum's past. I bet my mum would never let me read HER letters.

But you know..she's still alive, and hence she would be mortified by my knowing the many dirty secrets I know she's hiding underneath those well kept clothes!

That sounded all kinds of wrong.

Anyway, my entire point is that I'm going to start writing stuff down. And maybe someday Bianca and Zoe can read it and be mortified/amazed/amused and know they have always been loved.

Keep it real, Muffins!

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[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

I can just imagine the stuff we're going to give them to read, babe. Your diary won't be like other mums'... or maybe it will, and I'm just in denial.

It's a really good thing Peter has such a big house...

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

I'm hardly going to talk about my sexual conquests with their other mother, Tamm... THAT they don't need to read!

My threesome with Pierre, on the other hand...

:)

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

Haha, you just want them to ask Pierre awkward questions when he's forty.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes I do. I really, really do.

I might be evil.

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

Might? Ha! I'm just gonna have to get them onside before you start plotting against me...

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

You're their God-daddy. You already have them onside.

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

Oh, the mischief, Kat. The mischief.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

I can only imagine, Daddy-O.

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

One day, you won't have to. Bwaha.

[gonetoground.livejournal.com]

I wonder if my mum is keeping any dirty secrets under her clothes. Maybe that's why she washes them so often...

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, cos you're so filthy, Alessa.

[gonetoground.livejournal.com]

You know just how filthy I can be.

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

That's true...

[gonetoground.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think I'm filthier these days than I was when I was with you.

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

That's... good to know.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Someone's using their imagination a little too much I think!

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

The imagination is there to be used.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Are you wanking?

No wanky wanky about my wife, Tamm.

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to think of a dignified reply to this, but I'm really not coming up with anything... no pun intended.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Because either way you get one of us annoyed at you because we're female?

MUAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA we clearly are superior.

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

How us men survived as a species, I have no idea.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Well you handled it well by deflecting!

You are clearly evolutionarily superior. Which I always knew.

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

I have skills, baby. l33t skills.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Anything's possible!! My mum calls in a maid. Maybe she's doing the dirty with her!

[gonetoground.livejournal.com]

Oooh, kinky. Does she wear a French maid's outfit?

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

I bet she would for Jane. Reowr!

Heeeyyyyyy wear a French maid's outfit! We can invite Pierre over again to make it more French!

[gonetoground.livejournal.com]

I think I can manage that :) Oui oui, madamoiselle.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Oh fan-fucking-tastic!

[eligible-boy.livejournal.com]

Ah, it will be an interesting time here when Katie is two and Matthew is four, I bet. He'll be getting her into all sorts of trouble. Or maybe it will be her getting him into trouble...

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

Hey, my little girl's an angel!

[eligible-boy.livejournal.com]

You say that now...

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

I AM TALKING ABOUT MY KIDS, DAMN YOU!

;)

You know if it was Zoe and Bianca and Matthew, they'd be the ones getting HIM in trouble. Poor sweet little French boy...never seeing those dirty English girls coming.

[eligible-boy.livejournal.com]

It is very true! Your girls bounce off each other in a way that is frightening to mere mortals. Matthew will never stand a chance!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

But he'd love the fall, man.

Come over and play with us after Peter's!

[eligible-boy.livejournal.com]

We always do ;)

I'm there, gorgeous!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Bring sexiness!

[eligible-boy.livejournal.com]

I'll make sure I don't leave it in my other pants ;)

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Nice one!