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[angels_facade]

Mmmsex.

Ahem. Anyway, Thomas and I spent some time catching up last night and it was fun. There was a bonfire too, but I hardly noticed it. Robert was there too, in his stylish leather pants and I so would have gone in for a threesome, but Robert doesn't go both ways. Which sucks because he's totally hot.

No one wants to hear about that except me.

I'm rather uncomfortable all the time now. Except for the parts with the sex. Thomas and I did have to get a bit experimental positionwise, but that was fun.

No one wants to hear that either.

What is wrong with me?! I suppose it's better than telling you every last gory detail about how much it sucks to be pregnant right now!

Oh god, I hope the babies don't remember the things I said last night...shit.

Comments

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

I don't mind hearing about your sex, gorgeous. It seems there was a lot of that going around the house last night. I had quite the hot time myself... I introduced Hope to the pleasures of wax play.

Honestly, I could stand to hear a little more. I'm interested in these experimental positions!

I wouldn't worry too much about the girls. They'll just have some pointers for when they hit that age.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Oh I bet she loved that! Sexy!

Well I'll tell you all about them in person! That wasn't me propositioning you since you're like...my cousin now or something...

HAH! That's true! And they're going to be hotties, so they'll need them :D

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

She did! Hope's becoming quite kinky, the darling.

Remind me to tell you a funny story about cousins sometime. Or you could ask Ethan and Kali, they know.

Your girls are going to be the most beautiful in England.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

That is SO CUTE! Hope the Kinkmaster! Her mothers would be so pleased! Not so much Uncle Peter. At least on the outside...

...okay?

Thank you!! *bounces*

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

I like it when Hope calls me Mistress. I'm sure it would thrill Elizabeth and Emma, too!

It's nothing too mad. The long and short of it is that I snogged Renee. It was years ago, back in France. There was drinking and rebounding and all sorts of crazy fun.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

The sexiness just broke my brain.

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

We're good at that. Hang on, which bit? The Mistress or the cousin-snogging?

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Oh all of it!

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

You are not allowed to snog me!!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

I'll just snog Aly then!

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

...Bugger..

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

She got you there, Mate.

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!

[darktammquility.livejournal.com]

ha! glad to hear you're still havin' fun, darlin'. bonfire night's always good. sex, better. not sure i can vouch for the hotness of robert, but if you say so, i'll take your word for it.

and hey, like tasha said. i could stand to hear a little more.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Robert is tall, leatherclad and Scottish. Mmm. But also gay, so sadly not for me. Thomas can have a go though!

About positions? Well I may be pregnant, but I have retained my bendiness and can still use it for it's full effect!

[darktammquility.livejournal.com]

huh... hmm. well, i'm kinda tall. definitely leatherclad. not much with the scottish. well, one and half outta three ain't crap.

you always do provide nice food for thought...

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Tamm? You are magnificent and don't you ever forget it. Any woman you grace with your company is damn lucky.

And I live to...provide food?

[darktammquility.livejournal.com]

always nice to hear, darlin'. i reckon i'm damn lucky to have your company, so it's a mutually sweet arrangement.

prob'ly a good thing with the food, with those hungry babies around and all.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

These babies are like black holes of hunger, I swear.

[darktammquility.livejournal.com]

that was some rather disturbing mouth imagery there. gaping, gaping maws, i tell you.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Ew they're INSIDE ME!

*cries*

[darktammquility.livejournal.com]

can't be much longer now. actually, how long is it?

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Well that's the thing with twins. In the end it becomes about keeping them the hell IN. I'm at week 24ish and usually gestation is about 42 weeks. But twins are notoriously premature and I'm terrified they're going to be born way early and die.

That's depressing.

[darktammquility.livejournal.com]

they'll make it, darlin'. mum like you, i know you'll hold onto their little lives no matter what.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I really hope so.

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

Kat, honey, even if they are born early, they'll be fine. They'll stay in the hospital until they can go home with you. Nothing is going to happen to your daughters, Sweetheart.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Peter.

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

Robert is a wonderful and considerate lover. As well as tall Scottish and leatherclad!

And your bendiness is my favourite bendiness.

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

Well...that's my blissful ignorance gone.

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

You're a wonderful and considerate lover too, Peter!

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

...

I wish I was also invisible....

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

Well that wouldn't be very considerate...

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Bwuahahha brilliant!

[ghost-within.livejournal.com]

Yes he is!

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

Ahem.

Well. Glad to know you both agree...

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

You should hear the conversations we have when you're not around!

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

No. No I probably shouldn't!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

I'll just bet he is! And I stole you from him without meaning to ;) You should make it up to him!!

It's mine too!

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

You didn't steal me, Kat. Not at all.

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

Glad to make you happy, Gorgeous.

And I think you're underestimating the fact that you are sexy and I think people might just like to hear about that!

Nothing is wrong with you, Kat. You're absolutely perfect. And I for one, quite enjoyed what you said last night!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

You always do, Thomas!

Well, there is that ;)

Thank you!! And yes, I know you did :)