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[angels_facade]

This is your friendly neighbourhood Kat speaking.

Someone come keep me company because Ethan and Kali are doing something unspeakable upstairs and I so don't want to know. I'd give pointers (he likes his arse bit) but it kinda sounds like they're handling it just fine....

By the way, I'm not asking you over to have to hear the sounds of exertion with me. I want to come to yyoouuuu. Bit fatty pregnant me will even walk if I have to. I hope I don't slip on ice and burst open. Ew.

Holy fuck.

It sounds like they have PENGUINS up there. SAVE ME!

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[father-peter.livejournal.com]

They might be training penguins, you don't know.

And you're always welcome here. I'd even give you a ride. But I'm hardly much fun what with my sitting and my drinking tea. Occasionally I eat a biscuit! I'm hardcore.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

I fuckin' hope they're training penguins!

You know I think you're fun, you dumbarse. You let Tasha dress you in her clothes! Which by the way, I am so going to do to you, but somehow I am sure the thought if wearing your cousin's bloomers doesn't appeal to you. I am still putting you in a corset sometime!

I might come over. Maybe I want to be loud though. I'll see who replies! I might get sex...

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

A corset? Ow. And no I'm not thrilled by the prospect of wearing your bloomers, but I'm also not thrilled with the prospect of your boot up my arse so really...I think you'll get your way...

I see. You'll leave me for sex!

Actually that's really okay with me...

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Muahahaha! My boots win again!

I was mostly kidding about the sex ;)

[toey-chloe.livejournal.com]

You paint the best mental pictures.

Penguin porn. It's not bestiality; it's interspecies erotica!

Come and play with me and Von. We're plaiting Eric's hair. London boys have the best hair.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Kinda scary and honky, hmm?

I would LOVE to play with you and Von! And Eric's hair! Be there shortly, Sexmuffin!

That is a weird thing to call someone...I blame pregnancy...

[toey-chloe.livejournal.com]

I like it, Sexmuffin. One of the more flattering things I've been called in my time :P

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

My amazingly gorgeous sexkitten Chloe?

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

It sounds like you have things well in hand, then. I hope you have a lovely, and relatively penguin-free night, darling. I love you!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

I love you too, Tasha.

There is some serious hooting going on...

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

Ethan always did strike me as a hooter.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

I actually think it's the small one hooting. Ethan's more of a grunter. But sexier than that sounds...

He really is VERY good...and now I'm nostalgic.

[empress-tasha.livejournal.com]

Oooh, is he now? I'm sure he'll be pleased to read your appreciative words when the hooting is done...

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

I would hope so!

[eligible-boy.livejournal.com]

I see you already have plans, but let's see each other soon? I finish school early on Tuesdays if that helps, we could have lunch :)

Somehow, it does not surprise me that Kali is doing loud things with penguins up there. It just... works!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

I'd like that, Pierre! Tuesday sounds perfect! So does LUNCH!

I hope she's not having loud SEX with penguins!

[eligible-boy.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Tuesday lunch it is :D

Hmm... do penguins even have sex? I think either way, the answer will probably lead to creepy thoughts!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

How else would they have the eggs?!

[eligible-boy.livejournal.com]

Photosynthesis!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Incidently, if you ate a penguin omlette, would it then be vegetable or...bird...?

[eligible-boy.livejournal.com]

It would be like meat for vegetarians! We could call eating it carnisynthesis!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Next time I eat a penguin omlette, I'll totally call it that! ;)