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[angels_facade]

Oh my fucking god.



LOOK at it. It's ALIVE. And it's SUCKING IT'S THUMB! WTF?! You can only see one but...

Dude. That's inside me. And there are two of them. And they're happy and thumb sucky and I almost killed them.

Holy fuck.

I'm sorry babies. I promise to be the best Mum ever. I'll take you to concerts and buy you the best things and let you dye your hair any colour you want! You suck those thumbs and stay safe.

I swear to god or...something...that no one is going to hurt them. Nonono. They're going to be safe and thumb sucky. Or I'll kick arse.

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[breaks-the-fall.livejournal.com]

Oh look.

I may have just cooed.

They're amazing, Kat. You're amazing. See you tomorrow.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Yes you will. And you KEEP ME FROM GOING CRAZY, DAMMIT!

[breaks-the-fall.livejournal.com]

I will, Kat. Anything.

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

Oh Kat.

Wow.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

It's ALIVE.

[slinkster-ghoul.livejournal.com]

Uh huh!!

Whooa.

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

Babies! You will be a fantastic mother, Kat. And you'll love it.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Oh, Peter. I love them. And I have my arms cross protectively over them (except not when typing) because I can't BELIEVE what I almost did and nothing is going to hurt them now.

I love them.

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

You didn't, Kat.

I'm very glad to see you say that. It's wonderful, isn't it?

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Yes. Wonderful and scary and no one is allowed to touch me because they might hurt the babies!

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

They'll be safe, Kat, but I think you'll find that your friends and family will do whatever you ask us to.

[eligible-boy.livejournal.com]

Woah. That's so cool! We have the coolest kids ever. I swear Del's and mine dances to Nine Inch Nails :D

I'm really, really proud of you. And I feel so fucking lucky to be enjoying this with you. I love you, Kat.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Cool. Scary. Weird. All of those. NIN! Awesome! Mine are still pretty still, but they do move. Usually to scare the shite out of me. Amoung..other things.

I feel lucky too. For the first time in a long time I feel lucky to be me not because of who I am with, but because of me and babies! I love you too.

[eligible-boy.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know exactly what you mean! Coolscaryweird kids. I think they will probably be that all their lives ;) I hope they don't scare anything out of me...

It makes me so happy that you are feeling that way :D You're awesome.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Well they almost scared something IN to me...but it wasn't shite. And it doesn't matter anyway. They will be coolscaryweird and wear capes and makeup and be awesome!

You're awesome toooo!

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

Deirdre can give them capes! *grins*

[learntocrucify.livejournal.com]

I swear Del's and mine dances to Nine Inch Nails :D

And after that it dances to the music it it's little head.

All. Fuckin. Night.

[eligible-boy.livejournal.com]

We've made a musician! Oh right, I wasn't supposed to be so enthusiastic about that, huh? ;)

[learntocrucify.livejournal.com]

No. All of me hurts. I want attention or I'll whine! More!

[eligible-boy.livejournal.com]

Right you are ;) I'll come round, babe. Want any weird foods?

[whichdoctor.livejournal.com]

Absolutely beautiful. Thank you for sharing that wonder with us, sweetheart.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

It's like...suddenly they're real humans. So weird. But hey, thank you for sharing it with me because if I didn't share it, I'd still be weirded out.

SUCKING THUMBS! I have people IN me. WTF?

[whichdoctor.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, I can relate.

So many little humans. They're going to build a micro-world all around us!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

I think this is a sex story I don't WANT to hear...

But they'll be so cool! Because there will be four! Four!! And Peterface and Aly's baby will be mine's cousin and Pierre's will be their best friends because we decided ;) And then there's Caleb and Lydia and Dylan and Anna to show them the way.

EEeeii awesome! OH god...I could have a PLAY GROUP!

[whichdoctor.livejournal.com]

It would be the best and most warped playgroup ever. They'd all be dressed in black with day-glo rubber spikes and knee-high booties.

Thankfully, not a sex story. I am an enigmatic and multi-layed man.