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[angels_facade]

Ugh. So the other day my fantastic cousin Peter and he lovely girlfriend Aly and her delicious hunk of a brother David came into my place of employ for a work do of Aly's. I had a good time taking to them and I even gave them free food. Problem is, one of Aly's friends has this totally skeezy boyfriend who was like...eating me with his eyes. Now he comes in all the time with a pack of cretins some of whom think it's okay to touch me and he demands the free food that I was actually supplying for...uhm...my cousin?

And I think one or most of them propositioned me last night!

I'm sorry if I don't find your neandrathal-like grunting attractive. Nor do I get all hot and bothered when you try a line like "are you wearing a mirror, because I can see myself in your pants". Ugh.

I am so glad I have Bob the Builder. He don't talk back. It's a pure love we share. Speaking of, I'm going to go share some of that love to get the memories of Phil and the Apemen out of my poor brains.

Honestly? I'm glad I know Pierre and Ethan. I need actual male specimens I am not related to to remind me that men are not all cavemen from the planet Obscene.

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[eligible-boy.livejournal.com]

Phil and the Apemen? If they did not sound so stupid, I would think they were a bad sixties pop band! I am glad that Ethan and I are able to help your faith in men. We are part of the dying breed of nice guys! And Bob, of course ;)

If you are interested, we have sci-fi plans tonight! Kali will be there, and I would love to see you :) I can tell you all about the guitarist and bassist we auditioned on Friday!

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

Men. I feel for you, Kat, I really do. I occasionally get a similar treatment at school, although more often than not at the end of last semester it was requests for threesomes. Now, of course, it will be requests for foursomes, if word has gotten out. *sigh* Never mind, Kat. At least we can rest in the knowledge that we are the superior species *winks*

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Oh I would love the distraction, just let me finish up with Bob here so I'm not all needy and then I'll hop in the shower and be right over.

You are indeed wonderful, Pierre!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Oh we so are! Ugh...if I see anyone doing that to you I'll slap 'em silly!

Your girl made the most beautiful Ophelia, by the way. You all are so very very lucky :)

[eligible-boy.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Kat! You are wonderful too :D Bob is a very lucky builder ;)

[bringthefire.livejournal.com]

You're deliciously obscene, my lovely. If I swung that way I'd ask you to be my girlfriend.

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

I'll bare that in mind *grins*

I know that I am certainly incredibly lucky. I'm so thankful every day that after everything, Deirdre and Kait were still waiting for me. They treat me like I am the most wonderful person who ever lived, when really it is they who are divine *smiles*

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

You would make quite the beautiful couple *grins*

[bringthefire.livejournal.com]

*thinks* I do suppose we would.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

If you swing that way I'd ask you to be my girlfriend too, but alas ;)

I am deliciously obscene though! At least I am not ooky like the cavemen.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

I think you're all a bit of divine, Sweetcakes.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

And I am a very lucky lass! Bob just gave me quite the workout! That feels so much better! Be over momentarily!

[seminalsemiotic.livejournal.com]

Awww, thank you Kat! You are quite the goddess yourself *grins*

[dont-jinx-it.livejournal.com]

You don't know me yet but I live with Pierre. I promise I too am not a caveman from Planet Obscene. At least, not all the time.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

I'm coming over there tonight, and I'd love to meet you, Gorgeous! Wow, do any other incredibly attractive men live in that house, it seems to be full of them!

[dont-jinx-it.livejournal.com]

If they do I haven't noticed them, sadly. And the only other one is straight and spuns my advances on every occasion.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Aww mine too! We shall have to commiserate together ;)

[dont-jinx-it.livejournal.com]

I'd ask if we would be doing it without clothing, but then I'd be sinking to the caveman level.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

I think I could find it in myself to forgive you your cavemanness.

And we'll see, don't lose hope ;)

[dont-jinx-it.livejournal.com]

I never lose hope, darlin. Some might say I'm made of the stuff.

[eligible-boy.livejournal.com]

I think I am a very popular man tonight! ;) I cannot wait for you to meet Jinx, he is very lovely :)