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Aug. 20th, 2006 06:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
angels_facadeUgh. So the other day my fantastic cousin Peter and he lovely girlfriend Aly and her delicious hunk of a brother David came into my place of employ for a work do of Aly's. I had a good time taking to them and I even gave them free food. Problem is, one of Aly's friends has this totally skeezy boyfriend who was like...eating me with his eyes. Now he comes in all the time with a pack of cretins some of whom think it's okay to touch me and he demands the free food that I was actually supplying for...uhm...my cousin?
And I think one or most of them propositioned me last night!
I'm sorry if I don't find your neandrathal-like grunting attractive. Nor do I get all hot and bothered when you try a line like "are you wearing a mirror, because I can see myself in your pants". Ugh.
I am so glad I have Bob the Builder. He don't talk back. It's a pure love we share. Speaking of, I'm going to go share some of that love to get the memories of Phil and the Apemen out of my poor brains.
Honestly? I'm glad I know Pierre and Ethan. I need actual male specimens I am not related to to remind me that men are not all cavemen from the planet Obscene.
And I think one or most of them propositioned me last night!
I'm sorry if I don't find your neandrathal-like grunting attractive. Nor do I get all hot and bothered when you try a line like "are you wearing a mirror, because I can see myself in your pants". Ugh.
I am so glad I have Bob the Builder. He don't talk back. It's a pure love we share. Speaking of, I'm going to go share some of that love to get the memories of Phil and the Apemen out of my poor brains.
Honestly? I'm glad I know Pierre and Ethan. I need actual male specimens I am not related to to remind me that men are not all cavemen from the planet Obscene.
