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[angels_facade]

There was this weird guy today...I went into a bookstore to buy a naughty book for Pierre's birthday (I didn't just give away your present, P and you'll see why) and he was in there browsing and he came over to me and it was just...weird. He was all, "what are you looking for? I could help you choose" bleh bleh bleh bleh creepy voice bleh. He seemed perfectly normal, but it freaked me out. He was...weird. He just felt weird and I didn't like it and then he followed me around so I left without a present. Ew.

Feeling like shit. Mega loathsome shit.

Someone come cheer me up?