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Apr. 25th, 2007 04:43 pmZoe gave mummy a birthday present! She's strong enough to nurse! Hopefully Bianca will be soon too. The doctors believe I should get to bring them home by this weekend at the latest. Yay!!
Of course that means rules. Because they're still not supposed to be born yet and term babies have to have their immunisations at two months after they're born. Mine have to wait until two months after their due date which is in like...three months. And they're tiny and could catch things easily. If you're sick, you'd better come nowhere near this house once they are home, I am so not kidding. Call before you come over too. And if you touch them without washing your hands, so help me Vishnu, I will tear new orifices in your body. It'll be easier for you to cop a squat, but harder to do anything else. We can't really bring them anywhere either save for their checkups, until they get their shots. These are all things the doctors told me, I'm not being a hardarse because it's fun or anything. But if you can't follow the rules, obviously you don't care enough about my daughters to be allowed to see them. So there.
ANYWAY, I'm 21 today and Kali's parents made a HUGE cake. Come over and help me eat it! ;)
Of course that means rules. Because they're still not supposed to be born yet and term babies have to have their immunisations at two months after they're born. Mine have to wait until two months after their due date which is in like...three months. And they're tiny and could catch things easily. If you're sick, you'd better come nowhere near this house once they are home, I am so not kidding. Call before you come over too. And if you touch them without washing your hands, so help me Vishnu, I will tear new orifices in your body. It'll be easier for you to cop a squat, but harder to do anything else. We can't really bring them anywhere either save for their checkups, until they get their shots. These are all things the doctors told me, I'm not being a hardarse because it's fun or anything. But if you can't follow the rules, obviously you don't care enough about my daughters to be allowed to see them. So there.
ANYWAY, I'm 21 today and Kali's parents made a HUGE cake. Come over and help me eat it! ;)