Oh, Fuck you.

[angels_facade]

FUCK YOU BRAXTON-HICKS!! And fuck stupid priests who touch little girls inappropriately and FUCK stupid other priests who do WHATEVER the hell is going on now and FUCK!

Everything hurts. :|

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[appearstobe.livejournal.com]

What's happened?

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

I have baby cramps and once a priest got fresh with me but I kneed him in the bollocks and now apparently priests are being evil in other ways but no one will give me a fucking straight answer and AUUUGGGHHH.

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

Oh, Sweetheart.

I'll come see you tomorrow morning, okay? I'll bring you cinnamon scrolls and explain everything. Then I have to go to Bath.

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

i wouldn't say there's any point i disagree with there. anything i can do for you, darlin'?

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

...

HI, THOMAS!

YES! Oh you just made everything a lot better, thank you thank you.

God I love you. And cinnamon scrolls.

[appearstobe.livejournal.com]

You what?

Please don't get angry, you know it's not good for you. Just calm down, please.

[eligible-boy.livejournal.com]

For some reason, I want to tell you to imagine me giving Braxton-Hicks an Ibanez enema...

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

Hi, Babe.

You're welcome.

I love you too very very much. And I know. You ate mine out of my hands once and nearly took my finger with it.

[gonetoground.livejournal.com]

This all sounds very explosive. Don't... give birth?

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Well I'm not angry at you!!

And Thomas calmed be down, but you're right. Wouldn't want babies to pop out because I have a temper. Everything's a bit crap at the moment.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Love is good. And yeah, I did do that. But you were holding it out there and it wanted to be eaten.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Thomas is coming over tomorrow morning but then he's going to Bath.

I can't imagine you're feeling too wonderful either. If you want company you know where I am.

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

I was putting it up to my mouth!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

See! Clearly it did want to be eaten!

[appearstobe.livejournal.com]

Oh, I knew that, it's impossible to be angry with me ;)

OK, just keep calm. I'm sure it's not all that bad, right?

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

Yes! By me!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

God, Thomas...I miss you so much when you're gone.

[father-peter.livejournal.com]

I know you do, Babe. I miss you too. I'll try to make up for it tomorrow.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Oh you are so cute!

Well I don't know. I'll find out tomorrow. In the meantime, I'll be calm like you say. Thanks, Kay!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

I fear you.

But not really because really I love you.

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

you know, company would be real nice, if thomas ain't gonna be there tonight. not that i mind seein' thomas, but i wouldn't wanna get between you... metaphorically speaking...

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

AHAHHA oh, Alessa. I just laughed so hard Emma heard be from downstairs. And that's quite a feat in this house.

Don't worry I won't give birth. Well...yet.

[eligible-boy.livejournal.com]

I really love you too, Kat :) I'm glad my enema was well-received!

[gonetoground.livejournal.com]

Laughter is much better than yelling "FUCK!". Unless you're singing that song.

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

...that's another mental image I am punishing you for.

Yeah, company's good. Bring...something!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Ew, god!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

I love that song!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me :)

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

haha, yeah, i'll bet.

i'll bring a bit of everything! i figure that's what the sitch calls for.

[appearstobe.livejournal.com]

You'd better, or else!

[angels-facade.livejournal.com]

Everything is good.

Just nothing from that fridge of yours because it's lethal!

[twilightrobe.livejournal.com]

i don't think "everything" actually includes things from my fridge. they're from a whole different order of reality.