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Sep. 18th, 2006
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Sep. 18th, 2006 01:17 pmSo...to explain my previous post where I abused the use of the word 'fuck'. I am pregnant. Not even at two weeks yet, but since I am late and OH so sick, the lovely Christina informed me that a trip to the OBGYN might just be a good idea. Yeah. Damn.
The doctor informed me that because I am experiencing such rampant morning sickness cause by OH YAY A HORMONAL IMBALANCE, I can expect a rather harsh and difficult first trimester. Thank you so much, Dr. Hardbody. She was a woman too. I think she body builds when she's not examining coochies. Anyway, that was not the most reassuring news ever. She suggested that I take it easy and not get myself stressed. She said that if it gets worse she will suggest bedrest.
Great. I work two jobs, and I can't afford to get rid of one. Especially not if I want to keep PAYING Dr. Hardbody.
AHHAAHAHA nothing about this is funny. And I still haven't told my parents, so Bianca, you keep your mouth closed.
The doctor informed me that because I am experiencing such rampant morning sickness cause by OH YAY A HORMONAL IMBALANCE, I can expect a rather harsh and difficult first trimester. Thank you so much, Dr. Hardbody. She was a woman too. I think she body builds when she's not examining coochies. Anyway, that was not the most reassuring news ever. She suggested that I take it easy and not get myself stressed. She said that if it gets worse she will suggest bedrest.
Great. I work two jobs, and I can't afford to get rid of one. Especially not if I want to keep PAYING Dr. Hardbody.
AHHAAHAHA nothing about this is funny. And I still haven't told my parents, so Bianca, you keep your mouth closed.