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Children are hilarious! I found Zoe in my closet, trying on pretty much everything I own at once. Including my sexy purple burlesque bra, which was on her head.

Me: "Zoe! What are you doing?"
Zoe: "I want to be a fly, mum!"
Me: "What?"
Zoe: "Flies have wings!"
Me: "....what?"
Zoe: "Aunt Tal said your clothes make you fly!"

I might have died laughing. Tallulah said I looked fly and Zoe thought that meant if she dressed like me she would sprout wings. Brilliant. So I gave her my faerie wings and she flitted around the warehouse for hours while Bianca and I played basketball with their little hoop thing.

Day care is going well. Though if Zoe keeps swearing at the teachers we might have to find a new place... Oops. Apparently she 'don't want no feckin' orange juice!' My parenting skills lose SO many points...

Date: 2010-10-10 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Brilliant!! Hope you got photos of the fairy, and I bet she'll sleep well after that.

Ahahaha... I have to stop swearing around Phoebe's and Cassandra... oh my mouth.

Date: 2010-10-10 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh I got SO many pictures! My little faerie girl!

God, I tried. What is WRONG with me!? And then when they picked it up I didn't tell them to stop because it was adorable. I am such a bad mother... But you know what? My kids are happy and well cared for, so what the fuck ever!

Date: 2010-10-10 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Damn straight! I figure they're going to learn all the swear words anyway, they might as well grow up with them. It isn't like we're using these words in any kind of violent or demeaning way, anyway, they're just... emphasis. It'll be alright :P

Date: 2010-10-10 01:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
True! Though I probably should at least teach them the difference! They're almost four now! My god they're so fucking amazing.

Date: 2010-10-10 01:20 am (UTC)
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AHAHHAHHAHHA gurl you looked supafly! And your twins might be the most adorable little goth kids ever in the world!

I am knitting them devilhats!

Date: 2010-10-10 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh my god AHAHHAHAH AWESOME imagine when I send them to day care with those on YAY!

Date: 2010-10-10 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Spectre doesn't usually swear anyway, and I do sometimes, though I don't usually do it around the children. You should hear Mums occasionally censoring herself around the kids though. It's pretty priceless.

Still, Mums raised us to know that it was just language. I mean, even little pious me knew that if someone let a 'fuck' loose, it wasn't going to hurt anything. There are so many other things in the world to worry about. As long as it's not used in anger at your kids, like Daria the Wise says, I think you're golden and those daycare people should get their heads of their arses.

Date: 2010-10-10 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Ahahhaha letting a fuck loose! But good point! Lavinia is the Queen of Awesome Mothers. And she has a fantastically filthy mouth.

Thank you, Thomas. I think I'll ask her for pointers on how to handle it. You're a gem!

Date: 2010-10-10 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I was rather proud of that.

I like to be gemmy!

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